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just awesome…
No matter who they put next to her, Maria’s going to win. Seriously, look at that ass.
Yup, that’s how an ass should look like, not the wide, flat one of Olivia Wilde’s.
Maria: ‘Wow, I feel extra beautiful standing next to her!’
Cynthia: ‘Don’t look at her rack… don’t look at her rack… don’t look at her rack…”
I would like to live there.
“See, Cynthia, you stroke the shaft thusly. He will finish faster if you don’t make, that face. Or, maybe don’t have that face.”
I think it’s been made clear to regular viewers of this blog that Ms Nixon does not stroke shafts.
That’s why she needs lessons. Might come in handy.
Maybe not flesh ones
Cynthia: “Oh yeah, NOW I remember why I’m gay!”
I would go gay for her. Not even kidding. She is so fucking hot.
Pictured, two types of liquors: Ouzo and Pussy.
” I wonder if I were to give her this box of bonbons if she would let me clean the carpet?”
The box in her hand is not the box Cynthia is focusing on.
You know, I’ve heard the expression, “a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes” before, but I never saw anyone take it literally.
DAT ASS
Maria may have a serious drug problem. That sweat stain, is over a foot long!
With an ass like that,she could have pea stains and nobody’s gonna care.
Wow, this must have been interesting
Maria Menounos really should have her ass on camera for all of her interviews instead of her face.
Tacky ho.
Whoa … Does Kanye know about Maria’s ass? He should trade up
I’m still waiting to see pix or better yet a video of Maria spreading her cheeks.
Damnnnn…from your lips to God’s ear.
The closest you’ll get is the lip slip pic she had a few years back. She was playing in the water on the beach and her bikini bottoms shifted exposing a fair amount of her lady nest. It was one of the best days of my life.
Look to the Egotastic website for the pics.
Something Nixon and I have in common: absolutely going to rub one out tonight thinking about that ass.
Pfizer wants to make dick pills out of it.