superficial

  1. richie

    just awesome…

  2. No matter who they put next to her, Maria’s going to win. Seriously, look at that ass.

  3. Johnny P!

    Maria: ‘Wow, I feel extra beautiful standing next to her!’
    Cynthia: ‘Don’t look at her rack… don’t look at her rack… don’t look at her rack…”

  4. YAAR

    I would like to live there.

  5. 1NDUN

    “See, Cynthia, you stroke the shaft thusly. He will finish faster if you don’t make, that face. Or, maybe don’t have that face.”

  6. Cynthia: “Oh yeah, NOW I remember why I’m gay!”

  7. Pictured, two types of liquors: Ouzo and Pussy.

  8. ” I wonder if I were to give her this box of bonbons if she would let me clean the carpet?”

  9. The box in her hand is not the box Cynthia is focusing on.

  10. You know, I’ve heard the expression, “a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes” before, but I never saw anyone take it literally.

  11. Josie

    DAT ASS

  12. joho777

    Maria may have a serious drug problem. That sweat stain, is over a foot long!

  13. Bigalkie

    Wow, this must have been interesting

  14. KC

    Maria Menounos really should have her ass on camera for all of her interviews instead of her face.

  15. Meh

    Tacky ho.

  16. Martina

    Whoa … Does Kanye know about Maria’s ass? He should trade up

  17. Skeeter

    I’m still waiting to see pix or better yet a video of Maria spreading her cheeks.

    • Damnnnn…from your lips to God’s ear.

    • The closest you’ll get is the lip slip pic she had a few years back. She was playing in the water on the beach and her bikini bottoms shifted exposing a fair amount of her lady nest. It was one of the best days of my life.

      Look to the Egotastic website for the pics.

  18. it had to be said

    Something Nixon and I have in common: absolutely going to rub one out tonight thinking about that ass.

  19. journalschism

    Pfizer wants to make dick pills out of it.

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