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  1. Meg's Attitude

    OK, so who are the three dudes in front of the Jonas’ ?

  2. Deacon Jones

    See what happens when you have unprotected gay sex?!

    Well do ya???!

  3. The middle guy looks like Mitt Romney at Chipotle.

  4. Three invisible dicks, take 4. Clearly the one in the middle is the biggest.

  5. The one on the left knows he’s safe, he got married first!

  6. Johnny P!

    They’re not scared by anything.
    They’ve seen each other naked…

  7. EricLr

    The middle one just realized that he’s gay.

  8. 1NDUN

    Gay horror porn. Now I’ve seen it all. OK, I saw it before, but not intentionally.

  9. wanker

    I thought CA just outlawed this type of aversion therapy?

  10. joe

    Dude in the middle needs to re-learn the reach-around.

  11. catapostrophe

    Homosexuals love Halloween. Look it up.

    • BonnieParker

      Black people hate Halloween and everybody knows that so you don’t have to waste your time looking it up.

  12. Dude in the middle just felt the zombies bulge on his ass.

  13. “And you know what happens to sodomizers in Hell? Hmmm? They get raped by demons! For eternity!….Why are you smiling? Quit grabbing his penis! Don’t ask about positions, this is Hell we’re talking about here!”

  14. Gabe Kaplan

    See what happens when you try to find companions on Craigslist?

  15. Vlad

    Zombies in Tiarras

  16. Michael

    It’s a horror alright.

    By the way, where’s that new album that was gonna make this year (or last year) “The Year of the Jonas”. Keep dreaming, posers.

  17. tlmck

    Is that some new gay theme park?

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