Mmmmm – pancakes and leather…
And…queue the flapjacks jokes.
They’re called breasts mama….every woman has them
So does IHOP
Nice Carrie reference, Cher. :D
For this dress to work you need perkies not pancakes.
Elizabeth Hurley wore this much better and she’s like 20 years older than this skank.
Of course Hurley looks better – she has bigger boobs, plus, having a vagina instead of a penis helps alot too.
If you’re trying to distract from a face like that, you better bring better tits to the show.
I can’t believe I’m about to say this… I think I prefer the meat dress on her…
Ready for her money shot.
The security guy on the right is thinking about when he was young, and dreamed of doing consequential things that would make the world a better place. Tonight he will go home and google “best ways to commit suicide.”
This is brilliant–better writing than the bible itself…of course what *isn’t* better than that useless filth.
Nice try, but people around Gaga don’t think. Their consciousness is sucked dry by being in the vicinity of her vacuous self.
I bet I can get her to say “Moose and squirrel”.
Oops, this is the wrong picture.
I laughed anyway.
Me too. :D
I’m still trying to figure it out.
Okay, she doesn’t have the greatest pair, but they’re natural and not filled with silicone.
And, I gotta say, when she’s not trying to be ‘provocative’ or doing her weird outfit/makeup ‘performance art’ etc., and she’s not appearing in public stone or shit-faced drunk, she’s actually very pretty.
You can all ‘thumbs down’ me now.
LOL – You’ve read the site name right?
I think she’s talented, musically, totally bored with the schtick she’s got going on and btw she’s delberately pushing down on the boobs here.
At least she is trying. Better than what she is usually seen in.
J.P! that is all true.
We have incredibly high breast standards on this site. Breasts must stand at attention at all times, no excuses.
It is great that she shows ’em off. She is such a super celebrity because she knows how to entertain. But this is a bad photo, so she’s going to be mocked.
At her best she looks like a thin, plain person with money.
Hey, Johnny P! :D
There are my ladies! Been missing you…
Cock Dr, CranAppaleSnapple,
waving right back at you!
Thumbs up, Johnny P!
Thanks, Vito, you Mafia Kingpin…. I regularly enjoy your comments too…
She’s a pretentious twat who writes trite garbage and bought what little attractiveness she has. She can’t tell the difference between randomness and mimicry and true creativity and originality. She’s dumb as hell yet thinks she’s a fucking genius, and she’s a brutally horrible role model. She gets no respect from me, sorry.
Well, I guess that settles that!
14 minutes, 53 seconds, and counting.
Looks like Scarjo deflated her boobs.
Meanwhile Jean Claude Van Dam is in the background wondering what went so very wrong.
How does she do it?!
What the fuck, Don, I’d like to bone her too, but not with wood.
nice and meaty
It must be hell busting your ass day after day to stay relevent. Go away already!
lol are those gold baby pins??
for a skinny chick, she’s got some flabby breasts.
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