She always looked like a zombie in the face. I guess the legs prove it. Time to nuke it from orbit. “Dis is a Buhright-boy ahlurt”

This makes a persuasive case but there’s still no excuse for what he did.

I don’t get why he stepped out ton her, because she looks like a housekeeper to me.

I think all the scar tissue from her plastic surgeries has moved to her legs.

Her knees look like Iggy Pop’s torso.

What’s weird is I don’t remember hearing about her being horribly burned in a fire.

Joe’s Carpet Cleaning Service? Yes, I’m going to need to have five rooms done…oh, and my husband.

This reminds me of the dude from District 9 with the alien prawn hand, except it’s alien legs.

I think this is Maria Shrivel.

That housekeeper is beginning to look a lot better now.

Well, I guess if you put a bag over the knees …

What the fuck is that? Does she have gangrene or something? She has the legs of a 96 year old.

That’s the Kennedy’s for you: Old Money, Bad Genes.

shes scary lookin

Geez! Those legs must have come off an anoexic elephant.

Wow those are some leather boots! Oh wait…

Oh man, this is so upsetting. She’s rich, her eyes work how does she not see that and do something to get it fixed? I know this is called the Superficial, but doing something about that is not superficial, it’s a public service. Wow.

“Actually, Doctor, I’d prefer to have the liposuction beginning quite a ways above the knees.”

According to its wiki. It’s not even 60!

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