The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.3.12
Justin Bieber performing at The Staples Center in Los Angeles. (October 2, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.3.12
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She is trying to be so tough. How cute.
HAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!
The Bieber Signal is activated, and within moments, the superhero swoops in to battle his nemesis, The Black Snake, whose secret lair is in Usher’s pants.
Little known fact for everyone, Skynet’s first product was an utter failure…. and pretty gay.
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED! THE DOUCHE-ANGEL HAS RETURNED!
He has angel-toe.
She can surround herself with teenaged pop divas in bikinis, dress all in black leather, grab the crotch compulsively and festoon the stage with heavy metal HL Giger influenced props but it’s still just a little Canadian girl in the spotlight.
HR Geiger, but that’s ok.
H.L. Mencken
H.R. Puffenstuff
H.I. Mom
T.J. Hooker.
K.F.C.
Queen for a Day.
T. J. Bearwich.
B.J. and the Bear
Yes, painting giant angel wings black makes it manly. But you want more manly? I suggest grow a dick.
Angel barf.
Our turn to vomit.
I rap so weak it’s scary
Dressed like an angel, sing like a fairy.
Tell me if i am reading this right. In Mapleianity, your messiah not only allegedly gets to openly grope nubile bosoms, but suggests that you can get wasted to the point of throwing up and still get your wings? Your move Ratzinger.
Justin Bieber isn’t the Angel of Death. His music is.
Oh, and… no matter what he does to look like a real tough guy, Samantha Ronson will always be at least 10 steps ahead of him.
“Um guys, this thing is crushing me. Guys?”
I believe this is how Dante envisioned the Ninth Circle of Hell .
For the Maple Christ to have a second coming, doesn’t he need a first?
no, this isn’t gay at all
Those cables look disappointingly strong.
It’s a good thing the outfit is black because he’s probably shit himself.
People find that entertaining ?!? And pay big bucks to see it ?!?
People.. Being the parents of screaming ten year old girls.
what the heck is this?! lolllllll
Not shown: The audience laughing.
Isn’t that harness one of those forward facing baby carriers?
Pink is clearly pulling out all the stops for her new tour.
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bieber just before he cropdusted the crowd with puke
It’s Pygar from Barbarella! So where’s the young naked Jane Fonda from 1968?
Shh. Lindsay Lohan will ask to remake that one.
Victorias secret #8: I your a gay candaian who spews man goo on stage, you too can be an angle.
Note: If , as you traverse through life, you want people to take you seriously and to laugh at your jokes, it’s always a good idea to FUCKING SPELL CORRECTLY!
BLACK LICORICE MAPLE ANGEL CHRIST
I felt the vehemence in your words.
This picture completely proves Nietzsche’s point.
Nothing says “heterosexuality” like black leather and feathers,
WTFFFFF is going on…..
Hey, Bieber, regarding your little mishap the other night, has trying to swallow semen always made you puke?
The douchy-soft-pussy-midget-gay version of Billy Idol, sorry Billy.
The douchy-soft-pussy-midget-gay version of Mary Martin. Sorry, Mary.
Fish, I can’t get pictures to upload anymore.
He nicknamed the harness “Usher” out of familarity.
Am I the only one wishing to see those cables snap? Now, that would be entertaining!
No, no you’re not…
“I so look like Miley Cyrus in that one video. I love me.”
It’s very brave of him to perform while still attached to Usher’s SexMoTron.
Ahh Justine Beiber, Wait… is that her camel toe?