1. JC

    Finally, an answer to the question nobody was asking: What happens if you make a face out of random parts from both genders and different ethnicities?

  2. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Honey, they have these places now….you give the Asian women seven bucks and they wax them caterpillars off your face for you

    We’ll worry about the rest later

  3. sandycakes

    that is a strange lookin chick right there. that’s all.

  4. USDA Prime McBeef


  5. Contusion

    a manlier version of Denise Richards.

  6. Baby……. RUTH?????

  7. Hank Hill

    What have we learned here today? Answer: Just because you are Russian, that doesn’t mean automatically can be a model.

    • Trek Girl

      She came in 3rd on Forbes’ list of top-earning models. So, yeah, being Russian doesn’t mean you can automatically become a model, but uh…it worked for her.

    • mamamiasweetpeaches

      “In Soviet Russia super models take pictures of YOUUUUU”

  8. JuggNuttz

    her eyes kinda make it look like shes rockin an extra chromosome…..

  9. Next.....


  10. Michael

    I bet I can get her to say “moose and squirrel.”

  11. M3

    Hey, mister? Are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.

  12. Cody42

    Looks like someone got this off of the Buscemi eyes site.

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