Still a Douche
If pryomaniacs have a certain look this might be it.
Prevented ScarJo from showing her magnificent rack while in the best shape of her life? We will not forget. We will not forgive.
I feel the same way.
The Island! The only movie where I’ve ever found ScarJo attractive. And she was BANGIN’ in that tight white outfit.
Not a bad picture for a guy who sees the world as one big CGI explosion waiting to happen.
He’s giving me casting couch eyes.
Thank God!!! For a second I thought they were aimed at me!
He’s probably pissed that he can’t add explosions to this picture.
He’s getting creepier and creepier as he ages. Must be the knowledge Fox is knocked up and it wasn’t him.
Michael Bay walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
So bad it’s good!
So, Who wants to wash my car?
“What? Okay, who just neighed at me! WHO WAS THAT!!!?”
His hands look as big as his head. A huge hog and he’s a dead ringer for Michael Bolton? Score!
Seeing his picture reminded me of one important fact: I fucking hate this guy! And one of the reasons is what ShitNickel mentioned above.
…. needs more lens flare
WTF, the “Empire Magazine launch celebration of Empire U.S. for iPad”?? Aye, I just launched a deuce while reading Schwarzenegger’s book with my kindle app, call a bunch of celebs to celebrate that one.
Man, Clint Eastwood is looking rough these days.
Proof that if you hold a dickish smirk often enough your face will stay that way
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