At least I look better than the previous horse.
Her weight has soared to 85 pounds.
How crooked is my face from this angle?
Her nose is not quite as big as the horse’s but it is really messed up.
You’re supposed to have someone else do your botox injections . . .
Looks like Teri Hatcher isn’t using botox again. wink wink
I don’t think she can wink.
How does a previously hot woman end up looking like Michael Jackson?
the same way that michael jackson ended up looking like michael jackson.
“It’s October…I’m in Germany…why the hell else do you think I’m drunk?”
“I’m doing my RoseMcGowan with a tan routine”
At least she can take comfort knowing that Bell’s palsy often clears up on its own.
“Hey! Yeah, hey you! You like old lady boobs?”
She used to be hot ten years ago. Poor bitch.
Who the hell goes to the stylist/surgeon and asks for the full celine dion?
I can’t tell if she’s smiling or having a stroke.
“They’re real and they’re spectacular.”
Looks like one of those “what if they did it?” featuring the Joker and Miley Cyrus.
She looks like she’s had a l’il drinky….
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Teri Hatcher at the PRIX Montblanc 2011 in Berlin. (October 25, 2011)