superficial

  1. BenDoverman

    At least I look better than the previous horse.

  2. cc

    Her weight has soared to 85 pounds.

  3. just here for laughs

    How crooked is my face from this angle?

  4. Steelerchick

    Her nose is not quite as big as the horse’s but it is really messed up.

  5. it had to be said

    You’re supposed to have someone else do your botox injections . . .

  6. celebutard

    Looks like Teri Hatcher isn’t using botox again. wink wink

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    How does a previously hot woman end up looking like Michael Jackson?

  8. “It’s October…I’m in Germany…why the hell else do you think I’m drunk?”

  9. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    “I’m doing my RoseMcGowan with a tan routine”

  10. At least she can take comfort knowing that Bell’s palsy often clears up on its own.

  11. Nooken

    “Hey! Yeah, hey you! You like old lady boobs?”

  12. Woah

    She used to be hot ten years ago. Poor bitch.

  13. Mwaddams

    Who the hell goes to the stylist/surgeon and asks for the full celine dion?

  14. Cartman

    I can’t tell if she’s smiling or having a stroke.

  15. tlmck

    “They’re real and they’re spectacular.”

  16. Pipedreamer

    Looks like one of those “what if they did it?” featuring the Joker and Miley Cyrus.

  17. dontlooknow

    She looks like she’s had a l’il drinky….

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