Oh, you mean the surrogate carried her children so as to not damage that body or put wrinkles on her face… TOO LATE! Although I think it was merciful of her to not conceive and bear children with that face… but to hire someone else to do it for her is just criminal.
SJP Wood Workshop, where anyone can carve any type of wood on her face, careful of her chin its extremely sharp. easy way to make book ends is to start with the nose for the beginners.
the wicked witch of manhatten comes out early for halloween …
I was thinking… Ben Kingsley in the role of Ghandi….
If I’m a horse now what was I in a past life.
You guys are mean. Horses are so cute compared to her.
???
I am not sure how to motivate her to go away…the carrot or the stick?
Please don’t hit me with the stick, I’ll trot.
So many things to see when the blinders are off!
Ohhh wow…geez…yeah…no way that’s going in here!
Too bad Ferris Buehler can’t take a day off that. ZING!!!
LNFAOOOO
Paps to SJP: “Give us your best Edvard Munch “Scream” face, cause we’re tired of making horse jokes,”
horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous SJP.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
She’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
She’s always on a steady course.
Talk to SJP.
People yakkity-yak the street and waste your time of day
But SJP will never speak unless she has something to say
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk ’til her voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this: “I’m SJP.”
Oh Wilbur!
“No sir, I didn’t like it”
Bonus points for the Ren & Stimpy quote! +++1
No wonder Ferris looks like shit. This thing sucked all the life out of him.
So pretty. Give her a sugar cube.
She is not at all pretty.
I watched LA story a while ago. She wasn’t pretty then, either.
What’s this, a photo from the promotional tour of “International Velvet, Redux”?
Oh! THAT’S what the Kardashian girls are always talking about.
It’s all right, she’s just spooked. Shhh…easy, girl, easy…shhh.
‘No sir, I do not like it”
haha!
lol ur seven comments late with that, Stimpy :P
“The first time Matthew and I went for a ride he was so gentle with the spurs that I couldn’t help falling in love with him.”
The Wicked Witch of the West dresses up like Sarah Jessica Parker for Halloween.
She was a lot easier to stomach 20 years ago when she was YOUNG and ugly as sin….
I have nothing to add.
Why the long face?
I assume Wayland Flowers just rammed his hand up her ass? (google it)
She does resemble madame!!
“Is that a sugar cube?”
Square Pegs? More like Square Faces! Am I right people!?
Loves me some Square Pegs!
Damn it! I know I shouldn’t have let Lindsey Lohan do my make up!
Either someone put her away wet, or she has hoof and mouth disease. Either way, you can’t blame it on the horse.
I hear they smear peanut butter on the roof of her mouth to make it look likes she’s talking.
She looks like a vain, petty, hateful, nasty old nag!!!
The horse is spooked! The horse is spooked!
Oh. my. god. That’s the biggest fucking carrot I have ever seen!
Just so fucking ugly.
Somewhere, Prince Charles just got a boner.
Damn, Dee Snider’s looking pretty rough these days!
this is either a case of too much or not enough peanut butter
OMG! View full size, you guys! HURRY.
The horse says “Moo.”
It’s great when Havey Fierstein does his drag Streisand,
but I’m worried about his drastic weight loss.
Oh, you mean the surrogate carried her children so as to not damage that body or put wrinkles on her face… TOO LATE! Although I think it was merciful of her to not conceive and bear children with that face… but to hire someone else to do it for her is just criminal.
always found something about her attractive. still do.
SJP Wood Workshop, where anyone can carve any type of wood on her face, careful of her chin its extremely sharp. easy way to make book ends is to start with the nose for the beginners.
“IS THAT A CARROT!”
Oops, we mixed up the SJP and Kardashian microphones. Someone bring out the orange one!
I was looking for an orange microphone comment before posting mine and completely skimmed over this one. Mea Culpa.
Kim Kardashian would have an entirely different expression on her face..
OK, stop comparing horses to her. They are far too noble, beautiful creatures.
She would have opened wide for an orange microphone.
“The Corbomite Maneuver”