superficial

  1. TRUTH

    the wicked witch of manhatten comes out early for halloween …

  2. BenDoverman

    If I’m a horse now what was I in a past life.

  3. BenDoverman

    ???

  4. cc

    I am not sure how to motivate her to go away…the carrot or the stick?

  5. SSHGuru

    Please don’t hit me with the stick, I’ll trot.

  6. So many things to see when the blinders are off!

  7. just here for laughs

    Ohhh wow…geez…yeah…no way that’s going in here!

  8. guy rossi

    Too bad Ferris Buehler can’t take a day off that. ZING!!!

  9. Snack pack

    Paps to SJP: “Give us your best Edvard Munch “Scream” face, cause we’re tired of making horse jokes,”

  10. Deacon Jones

    horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a horse of course
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous SJP.

    Go right to the source and ask the horse
    She’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
    She’s always on a steady course.
    Talk to SJP.

    People yakkity-yak the street and waste your time of day
    But SJP will never speak unless she has something to say

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And this one’ll talk ’til her voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking horse?

    Well listen to this: “I’m SJP.”

  11. “No sir, I didn’t like it”

  12. No wonder Ferris looks like shit. This thing sucked all the life out of him.

  13. sheldon

    So pretty. Give her a sugar cube.

  14. Sheppy

    She is not at all pretty.

    I watched LA story a while ago. She wasn’t pretty then, either.

  15. Unholy krep

    What’s this, a photo from the promotional tour of “International Velvet, Redux”?

  16. it had to be said

    Oh! THAT’S what the Kardashian girls are always talking about.

  17. mememe

    It’s all right, she’s just spooked. Shhh…easy, girl, easy…shhh.

  18. ‘No sir, I do not like it”

  19. “The first time Matthew and I went for a ride he was so gentle with the spurs that I couldn’t help falling in love with him.”

  20. The Wicked Witch of the West dresses up like Sarah Jessica Parker for Halloween.

  21. She was a lot easier to stomach 20 years ago when she was YOUNG and ugly as sin….

  22. The Pope

    Why the long face?

  23. I assume Wayland Flowers just rammed his hand up her ass? (google it)

  24. BorrisMorris

    “Is that a sugar cube?”

  25. fattymcgee

    Square Pegs? More like Square Faces! Am I right people!?

  26. MarkM

    Damn it! I know I shouldn’t have let Lindsey Lohan do my make up!

  27. Either someone put her away wet, or she has hoof and mouth disease. Either way, you can’t blame it on the horse.

  28. I hear they smear peanut butter on the roof of her mouth to make it look likes she’s talking.

  29. farting old man's wife

    She looks like a vain, petty, hateful, nasty old nag!!!

  30. Lita

    The horse is spooked! The horse is spooked!

  31. blonde

    Oh. my. god. That’s the biggest fucking carrot I have ever seen!

  32. Sin

    Just so fucking ugly.

  33. tlmck

    Somewhere, Prince Charles just got a boner.

  34. SherryGrrl

    Damn, Dee Snider’s looking pretty rough these days!

  35. kaylia

    this is either a case of too much or not enough peanut butter

  36. Blech

    OMG! View full size, you guys! HURRY.

  37. Bobobo

    The horse says “Moo.”

  38. JP-A!

    It’s great when Havey Fierstein does his drag Streisand,
    but I’m worried about his drastic weight loss.

  39. Radadoon

    Oh, you mean the surrogate carried her children so as to not damage that body or put wrinkles on her face… TOO LATE! Although I think it was merciful of her to not conceive and bear children with that face… but to hire someone else to do it for her is just criminal.

  40. whocares

    always found something about her attractive. still do.

  41. SJP Wood Workshop, where anyone can carve any type of wood on her face, careful of her chin its extremely sharp. easy way to make book ends is to start with the nose for the beginners.

  42. Jenna

    “IS THAT A CARROT!”

  43. Oops, we mixed up the SJP and Kardashian microphones. Someone bring out the orange one!

    • hmna

      I was looking for an orange microphone comment before posting mine and completely skimmed over this one. Mea Culpa.

  44. Ell

    Kim Kardashian would have an entirely different expression on her face..

  45. AnnaDraconida

    OK, stop comparing horses to her. They are far too noble, beautiful creatures.

  46. hmna

    She would have opened wide for an orange microphone.

  47. MInky Wail

    “The Corbomite Maneuver”

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