the wicked witch of manhatten comes out early for halloween …
I was thinking… Ben Kingsley in the role of Ghandi….
If I’m a horse now what was I in a past life.
You guys are mean. Horses are so cute compared to her.
I am not sure how to motivate her to go away…the carrot or the stick?
Please don’t hit me with the stick, I’ll trot.
So many things to see when the blinders are off!
Ohhh wow…geez…yeah…no way that’s going in here!
Too bad Ferris Buehler can’t take a day off that. ZING!!!
Paps to SJP: “Give us your best Edvard Munch “Scream” face, cause we’re tired of making horse jokes,”
horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous SJP.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
She’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
She’s always on a steady course.
Talk to SJP.
People yakkity-yak the street and waste your time of day
But SJP will never speak unless she has something to say
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk ’til her voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this: “I’m SJP.”
“No sir, I didn’t like it”
Bonus points for the Ren & Stimpy quote! +++1
No wonder Ferris looks like shit. This thing sucked all the life out of him.
So pretty. Give her a sugar cube.
She is not at all pretty.
I watched LA story a while ago. She wasn’t pretty then, either.
What’s this, a photo from the promotional tour of “International Velvet, Redux”?
Oh! THAT’S what the Kardashian girls are always talking about.
It’s all right, she’s just spooked. Shhh…easy, girl, easy…shhh.
‘No sir, I do not like it”
lol ur seven comments late with that, Stimpy :P
“The first time Matthew and I went for a ride he was so gentle with the spurs that I couldn’t help falling in love with him.”
The Wicked Witch of the West dresses up like Sarah Jessica Parker for Halloween.
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