1. jorge

    your move russell brand

  2. Bumfights- The Movie.

  3. Tiger

    You spelled it wrong. It’s just no.

  4. 1NDUN

    Leave the fuckin’ mosquitoes behind this time!

  5. CrashHell

    “Riiiight…What’s a cubit?”

  6. EricLr

    Gotta find dinosaurs….gotta find dinosaurs….need to stop drinking on set….

  7. Anthony

    They should have just called it “Impossible Stories” and grouped all the Bible nonsense together. I don’t want another Moses movie next.

  8. Great, another movie for Fox News to go apeshit over.

  9. Moses was never the same after Nam.

  10. Josephus

    The funny part is, he’s not in the movie. He’s just hanging out.

  11. rantatonne

    Russell Crowe or how Ron Swanson would like to live the last years of his life?

  12. now…he’s not mixing fabrics, is he?

  13. Rosa Tralee

    I know the clothes aren’t great, but I think Gerard Butler looks pretty good here.

  14. Noah: Beyond Thunderdome

  15. The Pope

    I could be wrong, but I don’t think Noah was ever in New York.

  16. Lou Braccant

    If this is anything like Hercules in New York I’m in!!

  17. Bigalkie

    He always looks so angry

  18. Guest

    He’s just so… huge… unless that’s costuming… DAMN!

  19. Rumor has it that Noah tussled with Jehovah over naming the Ark. Noah wanted to call it The Wet Dream, but God wanted to call it La Bamba.”

  20. Joaquin ingles

    “Two weasels, two goats, two snakes, two rats, a rhianna and chris brown, two spiders…”

  21. Mickey01232000

    Strength and honor with two pitchers of beer and a tray of nachos.

  22. I wonder if this movie will finally explain how he managed to keep all the animals from killing each other and everyone else aboard.

  23. rican

    Hey Al Pacino, you look better without the beard!

  24. Kat

    Looks like Donald Sutherland’s auditioning for “Zoolander 2: The Rise of Derelicte”.

  25. Brad Pitt has stopped shaving again… At least he got a haircut.

  26. Chris

    I don’t picture a Jewish tailor producing something quite so scruffy looking.

  27. Schmidtler

    wtf, was there an Old Country Buffet on the ark?

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