your move russell brand
Bumfights- The Movie.
You spelled it wrong. It’s just no.
Leave the fuckin’ mosquitoes behind this time!
“Riiiight…What’s a cubit?”
Gotta find dinosaurs….gotta find dinosaurs….need to stop drinking on set….
They should have just called it “Impossible Stories” and grouped all the Bible nonsense together. I don’t want another Moses movie next.
Anthony has a point!
Great, another movie for Fox News to go apeshit over.
Moses was never the same after Nam.
The funny part is, he’s not in the movie. He’s just hanging out.
Russell Crowe or how Ron Swanson would like to live the last years of his life?
now…he’s not mixing fabrics, is he?
Yes. And he’s taking extra pigs on the Ark.
To be fair, those aren’t for eating…they’re for sex.
It’s a little known fact that Noah was into distressed denim.
I know the clothes aren’t great, but I think Gerard Butler looks pretty good here.
Noah: Beyond Thunderdome
I could be wrong, but I don’t think Noah was ever in New York.
Only once, doing his Christmas shopping. I think that was late November, 2206 BCE. But it was so crowded he vowed never to go back.
If this is anything like Hercules in New York I’m in!!
He always looks so angry
He’s just so… huge… unless that’s costuming… DAMN!
Rumor has it that Noah tussled with Jehovah over naming the Ark. Noah wanted to call it The Wet Dream, but God wanted to call it La Bamba.”
“Two weasels, two goats, two snakes, two rats, a rhianna and chris brown, two spiders…”
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