He looks a little shaken (not stirred)
Oh shit, they hit him with a knockout dart!
“And then, my stunt double jumped out of a helicopter! And then, my stunt double fought on top of a moving train! And then, my stunt double had an underwater fight! And then— phew! I’m getting exhausted just talking about it!”
Looks like Steven Tyler there just explained the premise of “Honey Boo Boo.”
Lady: “It’s ok, Daniel. Michael Chiklis back there didn’t mean to insult you. He’s just not a big fan of James Bond films.”
I see they have him posing with Bond villains Skinhead and Manface.
And this man calls himself Bond? James Bond?
“I know, Daniel, signing all those autographs is exhausting work. Let me have that pen and you go have a lie down.”
“The guy sucker punched me and ran away! He looked like Darren Aronofsky.”
I can’t believe you’re still crying over SNL, here’s a tissue
Looking forward to Skyfall.
His jacket was so tight and ill-fitting that he fainted a bit.
“…After this, we go on to ‘The View’.”
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