1. Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

    id like to paint mommy’s face white

  2. mefu

    At first I thought daughter’s name was Bones Pumpkin Patch, and it didn’t surprise me.

  3. Mommy is just walking around with her sex toys.

  4. Josephus

    “I AM ANJA, WRECKER OF VAGINAS!”

  5. EricLr

    I dressed as Charlie Sheen so Mommy would spend time with me!

  6. Kojak

    Nice legs…

  7. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Leggo kid, pervs fap to me less when you’re around!

  8. DiegoAD

    Awesome choice for her Halloween costume: The Ultimate Warrior!

  9. I’m just glad she’s not making the kid play guitar.

  10. I didn’t know an expression could be hereditary.

  11. That does it – I’m changing my name to Mr. Bones. The comedy potential is huge.

  12. mbcl

    Mommy how come nobody ever looks at me ?

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