id like to paint mommy’s face white
At first I thought daughter’s name was Bones Pumpkin Patch, and it didn’t surprise me.
Mommy is just walking around with her sex toys.
“I AM ANJA, WRECKER OF VAGINAS!”
I dressed as Charlie Sheen so Mommy would spend time with me!
Alessandra aint bad either!
Leggo kid, pervs fap to me less when you’re around!
Awesome choice for her Halloween costume: The Ultimate Warrior!
I’m just glad she’s not making the kid play guitar.
I didn’t know an expression could be hereditary.
That does it – I’m changing my name to Mr. Bones. The comedy potential is huge.
Mommy how come nobody ever looks at me ?
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