CURSE YOU TIME!

Crashing into a sidewalk full of pedestrians.

Where did all these rich people get the idea that a puffy face is better than an aging face?

uh oh. Tony’s been going to Melanie’s Dr.!

And this year’s “scariest grandparent costume” goes to….

“….toNY….dese new pillsss…….are killerrrr”

Oh, sorry babe, got a little in your hair…

Awww… seniors can be so cute!

Road head never looked so frightening.

Melanie and Antonio are filming a new breakfast buddy comedy “Hag and AIDS”

What is Victoria Silversted doing with Banderas?!? And without a yacht or a bikini?!?

They are not aging well. But at least not aging well together. That almost never happens in Hollywood. Kudos.

Looks like Antonio went pumpkin shopping. Alone.

They’re becoming the George Burns and Gracie of our generation right before our eyes.

Face time with Melanie Griffith? Whatever the poor man has done he doesn’t deserve THAT.

Rule Number 3: Always Check the Back Seat.
You may find a zombie daring enough to risk eating the thing in the other front seat.

The thumbnail had me thinking the caption would be ‘Michael Lohan and random crack whore in Los Angeles.’

They had better hurry. The restaurant only serve the senior dinner special until seven.

Yep…she’s drunk.

I thought they were splitting the sheets…?!?!

How cute Antonio is stepping out with his mom.

Oh, didn’t you hear that he’s preparing for the lead role in the Michael Lohan biopic?

Damn…she sucked the hot out of him! Wow!!!

Whats Blackie Lawless doing with blond hair AND Antonio Banderas.