i see dead people

That is one pretty zombie. She doesn’t really even look that dead.

Another Madonna victim.

I bet Depp once had a moment of clarity (i.e. the drugs somehow wore off) and realized he wasn’t a big of a necrophiliac as his friend Tim…

Madonna finally found the tree of life…

Who is this vampire person?

Would…uh…madam care for some brains?

Little Black Jacket.
Little Purple Clutch.
Little Meat Left.

To think she used to be so pretty…

thanks for no close-ups

It looks like someone stuck Silly Putty on a picture of Heather Graham and streched it out in weird places

Vampira!

See, spend too much time around Johnny Depp and you turn into a Tim Burton character.

What the fuck happened to her?

While you were all talking shit, those two were making babies with the most perfect jaw lines in history.

Hey Madonna, your arms are looking better!

Wow. She’s really let herself improve after the breakup.

huh, hard to believe one of the wealthiest, most successful and desirable male actors of our time thought he could do better than this.

Paradis lost