1. joe

    “Charles, is that you? What has happened to Camilla?”

  2. Cock Dr

    When HRH attempts to feed a floral bouquet to a theater prop it might be time to reconsider bringing her out for public appearances.

  3. Why is Sara J Parker with the Queen?

  4. Vlad

    Camilla, you looked a might peckish, so I brought you something to eat.

  5. What’s with the mask, did they really think Sarah Jessica Parker was going to bite The Queen?

  6. She’s just finished telling the boy that she’s attended each of the previous 49 fucking anniversary celebrations.

  7. It’s good to see that the Queen hasn’t updated her fashion sense since about 1954.

  8. Try feedin’ dem to me ‘orse an I’ll bash ye fookin’ head in. I swear on me mum.

  9. Bob

    You know it’s a serious party when the Queen’s footman brings in a horse in a gimp mask.

  10. martina

    Which one is the Queen?

  11. “He like you. He wants you to ride him…sexually!”

  12. “Are you telling me, little boy, that this horse doesn’t eat flowers? Bloody hell! What was a supposed to bring, a jam sandwich?”

  13. Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask!

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