1. ThisWillHurt

    “I’m crusheeng yar head! I’m crushieeng yar head!”

  2. Dox

    “Comon baby, I swear it’s longer than this….”

  3. Westcoastdude

    Its the girth woman! Girth!

  4. Judging from those jeans, she is not into men anyway and he is wasting his time.

  5. 2 horrible seconds before realising Pierce Brosnan is not the owner of dat ass.

  6. CK

    Not sure what he’s squeezing, there’s nothing there.

  7. ‘This much blubber to get through to reach my wife’s vagina. I’m not entirely certain we’ve had intercourse in the last decade.”

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