The UN should hire her to feed all the hungry babies in the world.
Can’t decide if Selma Hayek is still hot or not….
Why can’t you decide? Look at that !
So you’re blind then?
And her name is “Salma,” not “Selma.” If I remember correctly, Salma is the Chilean word for “look at those tits!” Or something like that.
No.. No… No milk in these… No….
“mmm jolly good… mm jolly good….”
That’s how Salma…that’s how.
Pretty sure this is not how Englishmen make love. Or to whom. Or in the general area of what.
For hallowe’en I want to be a motorboat.
Time has left her hall of fame rack largely unharmed. Nicely done, time.
It’s been a racktastic day at The Superficial.
Add a mole and you could have Cindy Crawford.
Prime motorboating right there.
The hat and the glasses say “kooky old lady puttering around her garden.”
The skirt says “been shopping at the Salvation Army. Hey it’s still better than Kmart.”
But the middle? That’s all “Cougar hitting the campus bar on Saturday night” baby!
Isn’t that the title of a Hugh Grant documentary?
I’m melting… MELTING!
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