superficial

  1. yourmom

    “Now, we’ll see how YOU like it. That’s right, bite the pillow and take it, bitch.”

  2. JC

    If the next bit of action involves a strap-on, then my interest in theater is rekindled.

  3. donkeylicks

    Yeah, my wife hit me with a bit of the strap-on while passed out once and believe me betrayal doesn’t begin to cover it.

  4. Juch

    Despite using his every connection and resource, Travolta was unable to get the role played by Weisz.

  5. You just know Hugh Jackman is right about to walk in on this scene and he is not even in this play.

  6. EricLR

    Could be worse. He could be acting alongside Tom Cruise instead.

  7. No Mr Bond, I expect you to take the whole fist.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    They already made the Ja-Rule Prison Story into a play?

  9. It was only then that the Producer, Writer and Director all realised in unison that they had indeed mixed up the character names in the script.

  10. The Pope

    The Wicked Witch of the Ass meets James Bondage.

  11. cc

    They play a younger Mr. and Mrs. Roper.

  12. malaka

    you’ve got to pay the troll toll to get into that boy’s hole.

  13. Worst Betrayal Ever!

  14. Ben Dover

    Ummmm Daniel… This isn’t an audition for the new Tom Cruise movie ol’ chap.

  15. Those wacky fucking Brits. Pip pip. Cheerio.

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