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  1. Juch

    Wonder if the baby is in the red bag or the white bag.

  2. Day 451: I still haven’t been able to sell what’s-his-name on the black market… Apparently, even the Chinese want to know the identity of his father…

  3. By the time the coffee shop realized January Jones had misinterpreted the “Free Hot Chocolate for Your Kids!” promotion, she had already dropped her son off and disappeared over the horizon with her cup.

  4. See she got rid of that pesky kid.

  5. Has she considered pants that fit?

  6. Poor kid is trapped in an endless cycle of “Day Care/Night, Who Cares?”

  7. EricLR

    That coffee was boiling hot two minutes ago.

  8. Jentilly

    I feel like I’m forgetting something, hrmm, oh well!

  9. The female Nick Nolte.
    With a kid. From some guy, somewhere.

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