Hugh Jackman in New York City. (October 1, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“You must be this tall for me to enter you. Oops, I mean for you to ride me at Disneyland. Uhm, dang . . . “
No, Hugh Jackman, I do not want to smell your fingers.
The dude has a bad case of chickenlegs…is that genetic, or does he only work out for movies shot waist up?
“Hey, Wolverine, what was it like getting topped by Cyclops?”
*Snikt*..wait, they’re supposed to come out if I say that..right?
Australians are the only actors who look remotely normal after becoming famous. Even with the stupid shoes he’s still just a dad with a bag of shitty McBurritos and a bottled water.
Jackman looks like a nice guy – and unlike the half mad, Alec Baldwin, who perpetually appears to be tottering on the brink of going berserk and committing homicide, he always seems to be in a good mood and is happy.
I admire this about him. It’s a pretty big achievement in Australia when you become famous and the Aussies don’t immediately claim that you’re a Kiwi cunt, so he must be a decent bloke.
Bet he dresses as Jonah Hill for Halloween.
“Double sour cream, girlfriend!”
nice legs haha
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