1. If this commercial involved blindfolded mexican kids with bats, I’m going to buy some of whatever they’re selling.

  2. Smapdi

    A desperate attempt to be thought of as well-hung.

  3. Victoria has had to take drastic measures to keep him from adjusting himself. It’s the only way he’ll learn.

  4. You know he is just dying right now seeing as he can’t scratch his balls.

  5. Inner Retard

    Sneeking out for a beer was never easy. But David found a fun way to do it.

  6. Voice of Reisling

    Me fifth element – supreme being. Me protect you.

  7. cc

    Guys? Guys! i know you are a union shop and it’s 5pm but still…GUYS!

  8. And just like that, Elton John’s twink trap snagged another.

  9. Blob

    “Faaahck me, that was lucky – fahcking bawl fell off, dinnit!”

  10. Bend it Like Beckham meets Wrecking Ball

  11. Celebrities have weird lives.

  12. tlmck

    Not shown: Victoria with a very long whip.

  13. He wasn’t told beforehand his briefs were made of wool.

  14. Is he wearing Hobbit Feet?

  15. Did he retire because of that flesh-eating fungus?

  16. “…an H&M commercial…”
    Must stand for Humiliation & Masochism. Horny & Masturbating? Hairy & Muddy?

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