Ian McKellen, Orlando Bloom, Natalie Morales, and Al Roker on 'The Today Show' in New York City. (October 1, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Fuck you, Orlando Bloom.
That is all.
“I beg your pardon sir and madam this is my Uncle! Yes we’re carnally intimate, but he’s still my Uncle.”
“Blimey, Roker, did you shart again?”
While the interview went on for hours, Bloom was still unable to convince the three that he’s the guy banging Miranda Kerr.
Man, that look from Ian McKellen – you know Roker has to be sharting himself.
“The fuck you say?” both the old and the young version.
Really, you’d do that to Miranda?! Even I wouldn’t do that to Miranda… and she asks me at least twice a month.
25 guys in ONE NIGHT?? Impressive, my dear!
“One does not simply bang Miranda Kerr.”
Natalie really needs to stop taking out her dentures on the set.
“There’s no butter in HELL!”
Natalie: ‘So what does Mirand Kerry see in you?’
Orlando: ‘What do you mean by that?!!’
Ian: ‘Huh? He’s married to Miranda Kerr?!!!’
Roker: “So where are all the black people in these movie?”
but why would you ever want to make a sequel to movie that everybody hated and is over 16 years old?
i mean, i don’t understand why it took such a long time to get back to the dumb and dumber franchise either, but at least that movie had jeff daniels in it and it was actually funny.
“Blimey that bowling ball is talking !”
“And he shit his pants…right there in the White House?”
“So tell us and our audience, Orlando, what is it really like fucking a super model?”
“so what you are telling me is straight, white, MALES still exist in the entertainment world?!!!”
“Really?!!!” (english accent)
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