superficial

  1. So hooking herself out is how she gets her parts? Wonder if Mickey Mouse enjoyed her company today.

  2. My Left Nut

    That was mighty tasty!!

  3. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    wow look at her checking out the 70 year old’s ass.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    She’s there to tell him if he’d never been born… the grass would be longer.

  5. cc

    Wasn’t he they guy harassing Natalie Portman on the subway? That pig.

  6. Any Guy

    the ‘comedy and tragedy’ portrait of Hollywood life is now complete.

  7. Venom

    Damn she looks good, old man knows what’s up.

  8. Well, she shouldn’t be dressed like a prostitute if she doesn’t want to get picked up by 80 year old dudes. Now they both just look really uncomfortable.

  9. cuppy

    For a second there, I thought I was in 1991 and that was Christina Aguilera.

  10. ComicBookGuy

    Look, it is the mandatory Marvel movie Stan Lee cameo.

  11. farting old man's wife

    The old man used his lawn mowing money to buy a hooker!! Congrats gramps!

  12. j/k

    I hit it.

  13. Deryn

    Something nice: Her legs. Now. 1) Dear all actresses, blonde looks stupid on you when you’re not a blonde. Yes, even if you dye your eyebrows. 2) CARRY A PURSE. 3) I hate those boots. Please everyone stop wearing them.

  14. oermens

    From the thumbnail I though this was Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart

  15. TomFrank

    Being There II: Chance Gets Laid

  16. The Brown Streak

    Me in 40 years with my Ashley Tisdale clone…yes, even the clones think I’m disgusting…

  17. sc4play

    Grandpa, get your ass back to work! That grass ain’t gonna cut itself!!!

  18. Seriously, she should consider a handbag or purse of some kind. If she’s going to be making a living blowing old dudes, she’s going to need to carry a lot of Clorets to get the taste of old balls out of her mouth.

    On another note, I’d totally do her – and tell her to do the Candace Flynn voice the whole time.

  19. fandy

    man! She looks like crap!!….hate her hat too

  20. CranAppleSnapple

    Why is Letterman mowing her lawn?

  21. smarty2345

    I love how in all there pictures there’s an old white man saying it all with his tongue.

  22. icu

    Hey Doug, keeping up with 16 year old Courtney sure has aged you!

  23. suck it

    She looks good!!

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