The last thing she needs is another meat and two veg
Driver must have farted.
Even a mile away, the sound of the ice cream truck can be heard by the most trained of ears.
Ooooh! I just made a balls of my vagina.
So I guess Jonah Hill is back on carbs.
Chaz: “Hop in, I know a place where we can get all-you-can-eat biscuits and gravy TWENTY-FOUR hours a day!”
Never has the absence of an upskirt been more welcome.
car tires have feelings too.
Is it possible that the guy who skied into the tree could see the future?
good to see Artie Lange back on his feet, but he still needs to lose some weight.
Sorry Chaz, I was fine with the whole gender reassignment thing but wearing your watch on the right arm makes you a fucking freak.
Lots of southpaws wear their watches on their right wrists.
Jonah Hill is fat again, well that did not take long.
You wouldn’t think a “person” with a mouth that small could be that fat.
Just look at Donald Trump. Small mouth….Fat……etc…….etc…..etc……..
OOOOOOOOOOOOO that is what my penis will look like one day!!!
I’m never going to be able to unsee that weird chest. Never.
Can you imagine the disgust it feels whenever it washes its vagina?
This is the look every kid had when Batman Arkham City was released.
“Oh yeah, I would totally do you, but I still have a vagina. I know, people call me a guy but I’m still a woman. So, really sorry but the best I could do is just poke you with something and try to talk like a dude.”
No wonder she made a lousy woman!!
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