1. “Whoa whoa, it can’t be! Are those? Are those really the Hamburgler underwear??”

  2. “What’s New Pussycat!! Whoa, aaah whoa, ah whoa”

  3. cc

    That facehugger is juuuuust about to make its move.

  4. Abby Normal

    The Inflatable Hoff’s patented vibrating anus can accomodate a penis THIS long!

  5. zomgbie

    woa-woa- look. at. that. deeliciouz burgerr onz that carpett!!1

  6. dontkillthemessenger


  7. After downing two 5ths of vodka, The Hoff hallucinates that the fat chick in front of him is a 300 lb cheeseburger.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Wooah! I’m so drunk it’s like the world is spinning. Wait..the world *is* spinning. Wooah!

  9. He’s been practicing all month with his black microphone for this one moment with the real thing.

  10. The Brown Streak

    The Miz introduces Hasselhoff as his tag team partner because he is AWESOME!

  11. squishy

    Wasted again?!

  12. It’d be really nice if he took up pantomime… at least he’d shut the hell up for a few minutes at a time.

  13. HokeySmoke

    OH no, it’s Bai Ling, and she has focused her death stare!

  14. Back up, everyone. He’s going to spew!

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