“Whoa whoa, it can’t be! Are those? Are those really the Hamburgler underwear??”
“What’s New Pussycat!! Whoa, aaah whoa, ah whoa”
That facehugger is juuuuust about to make its move.
The Inflatable Hoff’s patented vibrating anus can accomodate a penis THIS long!
woa-woa- look. at. that. deeliciouz burgerr onz that carpett!!1
After downing two 5ths of vodka, The Hoff hallucinates that the fat chick in front of him is a 300 lb cheeseburger.
Wooah! I’m so drunk it’s like the world is spinning. Wait..the world *is* spinning. Wooah!
He’s been practicing all month with his black microphone for this one moment with the real thing.
The Miz introduces Hasselhoff as his tag team partner because he is AWESOME!
It’d be really nice if he took up pantomime… at least he’d shut the hell up for a few minutes at a time.
OH no, it’s Bai Ling, and she has focused her death stare!
Back up, everyone. He’s going to spew!
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David Hasselhoff in London. (October 18, 2011)
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