superficial

  1. those boobs – where does she get those wonderful boobs?

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    Oh, typo.. It’s the DP Model Management party.

  3. tlmck

    “Um, Miss Hilton, my eyes are up here.”

  4. This is a tough one folks… I mean, her natural physical reaction to gold is to get on her knees but…
    Eh… who are we kidding….

    • I think it’s like Lord of the Rings. The gold is standing in for the Ring, and her tits are like Sméagol turning into Gollum: “We wants it!”

  5. Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

    This bitch is getting hotter…she’s now at “bag-over-head” status in my book, which is a lot higher than where she once was.

  6. Josephus

    I saw the thumbnail and was like “oh those are nice.” Then I clicked on the photo and my penis moved out.

  7. Wait…I saw this movie. It ends with her cleaning up with a washcloth.

  8. Her coach always said “Keep your eyes on the balls”.

  9. Jade

    “My tits are hot.”

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    “That’s it Miss Hilton. Keep digging around in my pocket for your valet ticket. I know it is in there somewhere.

  11. She’s looking sexy these days. The Mayans may have been on to something.

  12. cc

    The squirrel that functions as her brain has stopped working and is demanding dinner, while the fellow in the red shirt tries to ascertain where the squeaking sound is coming from.

  13. “Deep Throat Model Management party”… Y’don’t say!

  14. “Oooooh, that needs herpes.”

  15. “It’s OK, I can just hold the purse over the stain like this until it dries…”

  16. So they’re working on a sequel — or maybe a remake — of The Brown Bunny…???

  17. will

    “Can someone wind me back up? I’m getting sleeeeeeeeeeee”

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