Football Pants Chic?

superficial.com record for toes in a picture.

“I have to get something from the store… Self-tanner. I ran out right before I got to my toes.”

“S.. uh ma’am? Your tuck-tape is starting to slip…”

How do you not get camel toe in those?

Meanwhile in the background, a bike theft is in progress.

WTF is happening here?

“Comes with built in knee pads, I tell ya!”