Football Pants Chic?
superficial.com record for toes in a picture.
“I have to get something from the store… Self-tanner. I ran out right before I got to my toes.”
“S.. uh ma’am? Your tuck-tape is starting to slip…”
How do you not get camel toe in those?
I know; very disappointing. Not even a cat’s paw down there.
Meanwhile in the background, a bike theft is in progress.
WTF is happening here?
“Comes with built in knee pads, I tell ya!”
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