Jokes on her: she thought it was a reality show called “American Maid.”
I learned this pose in prison!
“And while I make the letter “P” with my legs, you do the “Old, Gay Robot” dance!”
I spy with my little eye a Richard Simmons fan. Oh, and Martha Stewart.
I’m just as God made me, sir.
No straight man should ever wear shorts that short.
“Thank you for coming to the last ‘American Made’ program before we move all your jobs to China.”
Proof that she just slaps her name on all kinds of products she would never use herself.
Pictured with her American-made prison bitch.
She can trying for the tree pose, but those boobs are doing the downward dog.
“That woman is an impostor! I am the real Martha Stewart!”
She smiled gleefully because it was Barefoot Day at the local bakery.
” Mr. Schwarzenegger what brings you here ?! “
No! No! No!, it’s put your left foot in and your right foot out!
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Martha Stewart at Martha Stewart's American Made Program at Grand Central Station in New York City. (October 17, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN