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  1. EricLr

    Will someone please return him to the commune? And don’t forget to lock the gate this time!

  2. B&WMinstrel

    The peacock’s tail advertises to a mate that if it can get away with something like that, if it can afford to look that stupid, it must have a lot going for it. Peacocks are Nature’s douchebags.

  3. Contusion

    Katy Perry thought this would make a good husband.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      To be fair, you could shake an entire gram of cocaine out of his beard at any hour of the day when she was making that decision.

      • In Katy’s defense, she has never seemed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer in the first place. Then add in the fact that she’s still quite young. Then there’s the curiosity factor of fucking a guy from a foreign country…Taking all factors into consideration, it’s pretty hard to blame her for making such a fucked up, totally shitheaded move.

        Hey, Katy. Get some self esteem, you dumb cunt!

  4. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Goddamnit, dude! Seriously?! How the fuck do you get – oh yeah, gold diggers. Gross.

  5. You got to lose the hair if you want to be a Hare Krishna, dude.

  6. popwilleatitself

    We get it, one eyed snake. Geez, bit on the nose.

  7. ThisWillHurt

    Kim Kardashian is on her way to put ANOTHER fake marriage in his change cup. “God bless you Jennifer Lopez or whoever the hell you are!”

  8. That reminds me – Fleedwood Mac is reuniting.

  9. Your 15 minutes are UP, sir.

  10. I hope he’s about to film a reality show called Ali Babba and the Seven Fatal Chest Wounds.

  11. Bigalkie

    Seriously: What’s the matter with this fucking guy?

  12. Sparky

    another puppet. FFS. does anyone have the balls to say fuckoff to the puppet masters?

  13. lori

    This person does not seem to realize that he is 40.

  14. Jman

    Guys like this, they don’t come back with my money when they claim they can score a dime just around the corner.

  15. cc

    How many ‘things guys shouldn’t wear’ are in this picture?

  16. seriouslynow

    Another impeccable ensemble from Mr. Brand.

  17. Katy

    I would still do him

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