Benicio Del Toro at the premiere of Savages in Sydney, Australia. (October 10, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
He just woke up from a 10-year-long bender and realized the movies he’d made.
Did I just pose for a picture with Travolta… and did he grab my ass?!
Seen here after getting a “massage” from John Travolta.
“Fucking Internet! Everyone here already knows how big a turd this movie is!”
Seriously, though…this was a major release and Australia’s only getting it now, three months later?
They probably had trouble translating it. Australian is such a complex language. I hear they have 20 different expressions just for beer.
G’Day mate, grab a tinny? Hooroo!
“Oh man, I could have had a B8″
Augh, I made that movie with Ryan Phillipe!
“You mean aye could had saved faive hundred dollars eef aye sweetched may eensurance to Geico?”
I’m sorry, but this is not how Benecio del Toro sounds. It should be more like, “Mumble mumble mumble fi’ hunnerd mumble fight swished mumble mumble Geico.”
Your proficiency with dialects is nothing short amazing…
Why deeedn’t I bang Blake Lively when I had the chance?
Yeah, we all did the same thing when we found out you fathered a child with Kimberly Stewart.
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