Demmit, I forgot the barn door was open and now it’s bolted.
I imagine that’s what the stroller January Jones pushes around looks like.
Is Reese Witherspoon her nanny?
Looks like Sarah is counting with her hoof. Good girl!
Jazz hands. About sixteen I’d say.
One word: Rafalca
The brood mare presents her crotch for mating and says “Ta-da!”
“Hay! I’m gonna graze forever…”
Goddamnit, I don’t care how well you do it, no one wants to see a jazz musical of Sex in the City.
Ms. Parker! There’s a shopping bag in this baby cart!!! What did you put in your car trunk?!?
Where’s the kid?
Julia stiles is her nanny?
Nightmare on Any Street
So THAT’S what Jula Stiles does now….
“All I want is a girl of oak,
Fun to kiss and fun to poke.
With one enormous breast,
Oh, wooden tit be loverly?”
Isn’t that how everyone in skinny jeans walks?
Ewww. She was impregnated. Picture her giving her alien like birth to those poor kids.
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