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  1. joe

    Looks like he’s taking the escalator to heaven.

  2. EricLr

    Celebrating 40 years of being overrated.

  3. Contusion

    I wonder what he plays when he tries out new instruments at Guitar Center?

  4. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Say hey hey mama with the way you move, going to break a hip won’t look that smooth.

  5. Looks more like Bill than Pai Mei. I mean, he’s even got the autoerotic asphyxiation scarf.

  6. catapostrophe

    Looks like one of the Founding Fathers

    … of ROCK!

  7. Jimmy’s just pissed because Steven Tyler got photographed wearing the same scarf yesterday.

  8. It’s like Freaky Friday with Joe Biden.

  9. Jimbo

    Know anymore songs I can steal?

  10. phooey

    I love him

  11. Swearin

    That’s Jimmy Page? Thank God, I thought Steven Seagal was melting

  12. Ken Wattanabe sure needs a p… oops sorry.

  13. There should be a word for men who have enough face lifts to look mildly Asian. Stretchonesians?

  14. SSHGuru

    I lived across the street from him for a year. He’s very nice and has a smoking hot young wife.

  15. The thumbnail is mesmerizing.

  16. mbcl

    “I will fight no more .. forever”

  17. For a 68 year old, I’d say he’s looking pretty fucking great.

  18. Put It In

    J.P. = God!

    ZoSo

  19. Oz Matters

    I’ve always wondered if he plays Stairway to Heaven in guitar shops to piss off the staff.

  20. rican

    Bea Arthur just realized she is dead and there won’t be a Golden Girls reunion.

  21. Ah, Jimmy Page, the cuddliest old nineteen-seventies-celebrity Satanist in the world…

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