Grow TF up. You’re almost 40 for Chrissakes
and a fuck-ton cuter in a princess dress too.
Oh, Doc. You say the sweetest things to me sometimes.
When we’re not at the fucking Olive Garden.
the imagineers dabbled with forces far beyond their understanding when they chose to experiment with realdolls.
Whore White and the Delusional Acting Career
She’s dressed as Sleeping Beauty, pal. Not all princesses are created equal.
okey then. Sleeping Whore-y, like it makes a diff.
Somedaaaay my douche will come…
“Mommy, this princess smells like Grandpa’s lap!”
Somebody knocked up Princess Aurora.
So now there’s corporate synergy between Disney and Playboy? Where’s the uptight white parents freaking out over this shit? They lost their shit when Sasha Grey read a book to a group of kindergarteners.
I think it’s only a big deal if you do anal on camera.
This is far more believable than her nursing gig at the Playboy mansion.
More like Princess A-Whore-Uh.
Oh my gosh! I FINALLY understand the whole “You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear” adage!
Ah how cute, she looks just like a princess whore.
Crap, I totally bit mag’s style. Man I fail at useless celebrity blog posting.
oh yeah…that’s what parents take their kids to Disneyland to see, prostitutes!
“Remember Hef’s dick? It got this big..”
Nothing says Disney like an adult entertainer.
Man, I already didn’t know what to do with my hands when posing with the princesses in Disney World last week. This would have just blown my mind.
You were in Orlando last week? Um…that Zumba convention we said we’d be attending to hit on all the hot trainers, you do know that’s not until August, right?
I was in training for the weather. And skeeving on the princesses.
“Holly Madison dressed as Princess Aurora at Disneyland”
Someone inside Disney there’s someone with a keen sense of irony.
Awww how cute! It’s Princess Penicillin.
And then, having defeated the evil sorceress Crystalficient, the Prince slowly approached the bed where his true love lay asleep. He leaned down, and whispered into her ear, “move over bitch, it’s time for my afternoon nap.”
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