Kirstie Alley just before performing on Dancing With The Stars in Hollywood. (October 9, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“KIRSTIE….you specifically asked me to HELP you get your-”
“bItCh, DoN’t FuCk WiTh Me WhEn i’M oN a BEndER”
I SAID MORE FOOD, PRODUCTION ASSISTANT!!!
Big fat chipmunk
They let her eat? Oh well, too bad. She’s lost DWTS already.
I want to hump the one that’s not Kirstie Alley.
It should be pretty easy what with the untied sweatpants and those blocky items in her pockets that are probably pulling them down past her narrow waist.
Those “blocky items” are clearly emergency rations – a carton of Ring Dings and the 1 pound box of assorted See’s truffles.
carb loading before the show
Kirstie’s talon almost ripped her assistant’s tit off trying to get to that bag of potato chips.
A sackful of Krystal’s help lower my center of gravity!
“Fill this little bag with more Cheetos before I pass out!”
I just broke that step. This sammich must weigh 300 lbs, and I don’t even feel it. Nautilus FTW!
Could we have the assistant on DWTS instead? She’s kinda hot and her O face is giving me all kind of ideas.
So, how’s that Scientology well being going for ya?
Kirstie already killed hers. That’s the PA’s lunch.
Also, is she keeps eating like that she’s going to have to change her name to Burstie.
Yeah I back to back posted. And this makes it a triple. I have a life I just don’t live it.
This was your funniest comment.
Assistant: “I’m Kirstie and I can eat whatever I want because I’m about to “workout”. Nom Nom Nom!”
” No no Kirstie, you have to keep your weight down by puking after every meal – like this..”
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s wrist looks fine in this picture.
“Hey, I’ve got an eclair in here for dessert, want a bite?”
She can’t dance the rhumba… only the rumble.
Now give me your other hand to eat! I need more food!
Kirstie Alley is in the picture?
“Oh,gotta dance! Hold my colostomy bag.”
Not that I care, but how long is this Dancing with the stars going on for? Its been 5 years. I keep seeing picks of her related to this show?
Is it a 20 year competition for cows?
Agent note: “Surrounding vehicles must at all times be 25% larger than actual in an effort to make Ms. Alley appear diminutive. As reference, it must appear as if she can place her entire head in the gas cap door or sublet trunk of said vehicles to small families.”
Who’s her dance partner on this show, Mayor McCheese?
“How many grams of fat does this bag of fat have?”
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