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  1. Deacon Jones

    “KIRSTIE….you specifically asked me to HELP you get your-”

    “bItCh, DoN’t FuCk WiTh Me WhEn i’M oN a BEndER”

  2. EricLr

    I SAID MORE FOOD, PRODUCTION ASSISTANT!!!

  3. Hedgehog

    Big fat chipmunk

  4. They let her eat? Oh well, too bad. She’s lost DWTS already.

  5. YAAR

    I want to hump the one that’s not Kirstie Alley.

  6. jorge

    carb loading before the show

  7. Kirstie’s talon almost ripped her assistant’s tit off trying to get to that bag of potato chips.

  8. Tad Bit Tipsy

    A sackful of Krystal’s help lower my center of gravity!

  9. catapostrophe

    “Fill this little bag with more Cheetos before I pass out!”

  10. I just broke that step. This sammich must weigh 300 lbs, and I don’t even feel it. Nautilus FTW!

  11. Troll's Nighmare

    Could we have the assistant on DWTS instead? She’s kinda hot and her O face is giving me all kind of ideas.

  12. vandinz

    So, how’s that Scientology well being going for ya?

  13. Kirstie already killed hers. That’s the PA’s lunch.

  14. Also, is she keeps eating like that she’s going to have to change her name to Burstie.

  15. Yeah I back to back posted. And this makes it a triple. I have a life I just don’t live it.

  16. Jewbot

    Assistant: “I’m Kirstie and I can eat whatever I want because I’m about to “workout”. Nom Nom Nom!”

  17. ” No no Kirstie, you have to keep your weight down by puking after every meal – like this..”

  18. tlmck

    Jennifer Love Hewitt’s wrist looks fine in this picture.

  19. cc

    “Hey, I’ve got an eclair in here for dessert, want a bite?”

  20. She can’t dance the rhumba… only the rumble.

  21. Vlad

    Now give me your other hand to eat! I need more food!

  22. SSHGuru

    Kirstie Alley is in the picture?

  23. Bionic_Crouton

    “Oh,gotta dance! Hold my colostomy bag.”

  24. Put It In

    Not that I care, but how long is this Dancing with the stars going on for? Its been 5 years. I keep seeing picks of her related to this show?

    Is it a 20 year competition for cows?

  25. Tidbit

    Agent note: “Surrounding vehicles must at all times be 25% larger than actual in an effort to make Ms. Alley appear diminutive. As reference, it must appear as if she can place her entire head in the gas cap door or sublet trunk of said vehicles to small families.”

  26. Craptard

    Who’s her dance partner on this show, Mayor McCheese?

  27. “How many grams of fat does this bag of fat have?”

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