I don’t know who this is, but the fact that she’s replaced her breasts with satellite dishes intrigues me.
I know, right?!? Imagine the reception you could get! Eeeeeeeeee!
Holy shit, I think I can manage to get around the massive pit sweat, but just barely
How big are her nipples?
Big enough that there are tea-saucers sewed into that top yet we can still make out the contours of her areolae.
If I had a rock band, our name would be “Tits and Sweaty Pits”. Or “Sweaty Pits and Tits”. No, you have to put the tits first. Then you have to decide who’s going to be Tits?
Tits n’ Pits
Stinky is band manager.
Don’t forget to introduce them to each other: Tits, pits. Pits, tits…
I gotta be honest…there’s a lot going on in this photo. It’s like a casino buffet of “what unkind thing will I say next”
Do they still make ‘Shirt-Shields’?
Yeah. But she misread the directions and put them on her tits.
She’s stealing saucers for her partial China set at home.
She is a real housewife that one of her co-stars calls “Jesus Jugs” because she pretends to be religious. Jesus Jugs totally fits…
That is the biggest nipple pasty I ever saw.
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