I would smuggle her across the border of my heart.
I would smother her with the boner in my pants.
I would starve her in a pit and then make a pretty dress from her skin.
Don’t forget the lotion…
Donkey boner !
The eyes of the picture behind her follow me everywhere I go.
If someone isn’t fucking this woman hard every night and making her cum at least 5 times, then there is no hope for this world.
Oh. he makes her cum all the time. It’s called letting her spend hundreds of millions of dollars.
Imagine how sad the giant was when he found they were on a normal size woman
“HERE COME THE BOOBS”
really? Im the first one to think up that ‘witty’ title??
I was thinking “Here Come the Boom-Booms.”
Stop Drinking Milk – Dont be so a-stupid, stupid!!
Nice. Her comes the zoom.
(squinting) Jor Crazy
Gee, do you think she’d look awesome in the shower?
Oh God, my head! *explosion*
The only thing that would help me get over her mono brow is big boobs. Hey… she has those… I’m over it!
She could dress in a burka and still look amazing…
One of a handful of female celebrities I don’t want to push off a cliff.
If I were eating her pussy, I’d have to be careful that I didn’t completely swallow her…
She look like shes in her early 20′s let alone her actual age….
Who smacked the frying pan over her face to fatten it like that?
How did Salma know that my penis’s name was “Boom?”
Hottest 46 year old in Hollywood
How is it possible that she’s 46??
Still smoking hot.
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Salma Hayek at the premiere of Here Comes The Boom in New York City. (October 9, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN