1. EricLr

    I would smuggle her across the border of my heart.

  2. DeucePickle

    Donkey boner !

  3. Anastasia Beaverhausen


  4. Alison

    The eyes of the picture behind her follow me everywhere I go.

  5. If someone isn’t fucking this woman hard every night and making her cum at least 5 times, then there is no hope for this world.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Oh. he makes her cum all the time. It’s called letting her spend hundreds of millions of dollars.

  6. B&WMinstrel

    Imagine how sad the giant was when he found they were on a normal size woman

  7. mamamiasweetpeaches


    really? Im the first one to think up that ‘witty’ title??

  8. neo

    Stop Drinking Milk – Dont be so a-stupid, stupid!!

  9. 1NDUN

    Nice. Her comes the zoom.

  10. Hubert Updike

    Nice cans

  11. Mandzuz

    (squinting) Jor Crazy

  12. Harvey Fierstein

    Nice headlights

  13. cc

    Gee, do you think she’d look awesome in the shower?

    Oh God, my head! *explosion*

  14. The only thing that would help me get over her mono brow is big boobs. Hey… she has those… I’m over it!

  15. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    She could dress in a burka and still look amazing…

    One of a handful of female celebrities I don’t want to push off a cliff.

  16. If I were eating her pussy, I’d have to be careful that I didn’t completely swallow her…

  17. Sanka

    She look like shes in her early 20′s let alone her actual age….

  18. Put It In

    Who smacked the frying pan over her face to fatten it like that?

  19. How did Salma know that my penis’s name was “Boom?”

  20. Mateo

    Hottest 46 year old in Hollywood

  21. Lisa

    How is it possible that she’s 46??

  22. Ronaldo

    Still smoking hot.

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