Looking down towards the floor, I see. Where feet are.

The working title was “The Plough and the Stars”

He and Rumer Willis should get together and create a super race of chins.

“Yeah…that’s it…take off the shoe…allll the way off…”

“Excuse me. I know you’re a famous director and all, but you’re getting in on my action and I don’t appreciate it. Please retract your chin before my lawyer gets involved.” – Bruce Campbell

“It rubs the lotion on its foot or else it gets the hose again! “

That’s the look of a man trying to shit a cue ball…

Dude always looks like he’s masturbating. Always.

He looks like an old man who’s lost his teeth, except he still has them. When he finally does lose his teeth his head is going to collapse into itself.

I wouldn’t mind seeing DJuC but Jamie Foxx said stop with the [gun] violence so I complied.

“Hey, Quentin, have you seen Honey Boo-Boo’s Mom? Woman looks like a giant toe.”
*BEAT*
“Quentin?”