Though some would question his legitimacy, none would dare call him a quitter. And so they let him sing on.
Hey Randy — How many years ago should you have left Idol?
“No, I said TWO buckets of KFC…”
“Randy, what do you want for lunch, a chicken salad?”
“Ehhh…..my last chicken salad was, was a little pitchy in some places.”
“Ok, how bout a cheesesteak?”
“BRO….BRO….yo, DAWG, TWO!”
YOOOO YOOOO DAAAAAAAAWG DAAAAAAAAWG.
You cribbed from Deacon Jones, and I cribbed from YOU! Damn, this is easy!
We’ll take 2 more annoying bitches to replace the last 2 annoying bitches who replaced the original 2 annoying bitches.
“Let me see if I got this right… Two girls?…One cup?… Show us what you got girls!”
Utah, make it two………dawg.
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Randy Jackson at the Fox All-Star Party in Pasadena, CA. (January 8, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN