1. Though some would question his legitimacy, none would dare call him a quitter. And so they let him sing on.

  2. Hey Randy — How many years ago should you have left Idol?

  3. Nonny Moose

    “No, I said TWO buckets of KFC…”

  4. “Randy, what do you want for lunch, a chicken salad?”

    “Ehhh… last chicken salad was, was a little pitchy in some places.”

    “Ok, how bout a cheesesteak?”

    “BRO….BRO….yo, DAWG, TWO!”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    We’ll take 2 more annoying bitches to replace the last 2 annoying bitches who replaced the original 2 annoying bitches.

  6. “Let me see if I got this right… Two girls?…One cup?… Show us what you got girls!”

  7. Utah, make it two………dawg.

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