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“Warmer. A little higher and to the right.”
“ohhh nooooo…. You’re not gonna get me with that one again.
I will not stick that in my mouth….”
“Sorry Mr. Cruise, we don’t have a microphone stand that short.”
“I’ve had bigger…”
Needs more cosmetic surgery.
*obligatory jack reacharound comment*
“Tom Cruise at an audition for “Sharting: The Al Roker Story”.
That movie looks awesome.
I learned everything I know from Kim Kardashian. Now, get that thing over here.
Tom Cruise is Jack Reacharound
“Well, what I can tell you about the movie is that it sucks. The plot is stupid, the main chick attorney character is just dumb, the Robert Duvall character is a cliche of every Robert Duvall character ever created, and the storyline is more predictable than an episode of Honey Boo Boo. So, yeah, it’s pretty awesome.”
The movie is actually pretty good and im not even a tom cruise fan. Excellent car chase scene. I’ve never seen Robert Duvall play a Hillbilly from Ohio that owns a rifle range either…. I didn’t find it all that predictable other than that the good guy wins in the end…… but aren’t all movies like that?
I guess you are why he gets to keep making bad movies.
“In-my-next-movie-I-play-a-throat-cancer-survivor. I-decided-to-be-all-Method-about-it-and-have-my-own-larynx-removed.”
Even the microphone is wearing lifts
“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”
Don’t be selfish Cruise, don’t give just Jack a reacheround.
He never ages, he’s like a gay Dick Clark.
Definately needs to enroll in the Kim K. School of Mic Play.
“I play Jack Reacher. A guy who likes to drive fast cars and beats guys.”
Cruise gets into character for his upcoming biopic, The Ed Grimley Story.
Good actor imo.
I agree actually. He’s done an outstanding job in several roles.
Jack Reacheround.
‘Talk to the stoma.’
Tom Cruise: Don’t mind me I had a lot of fruit and cheese on the flight , so I’m a bit constipated . So your question on alien probing ?