1. Quijibo

    Kill it before it lays eggs.

  2. I see your droopy meat curtains, Goldie Hawn and raise you disfigured train wreck meat curtains.

  3. contusion

    Way too anatomically correct.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Are we going to need age requirements for yoga pants now?

  5. And with one look, Lawrence knew he had found the one camel with toes strong enough to take him from Cairo to Aqaba.

  6. Toe Jam

    two words: meat curtains.

  7. Radadoon

    Antonio Banderas finds this attractive? There must be kink involved!!!

  8. Skippy86

    Uh didnt think anyone used maxi-pads anymore.

  9. I think I’ve been using the term double-wide incorrectly.

  10. You fuckers still want the zoom function back?

  11. chicka

    even her camel could not survive that arid dryness…..

  12. The bottle is not so much for hydration as it is for masturbation.

  13. For the uninitiated, this is more along the lines of a true “cameltoe.” The problem is nobody cares about Melanie Griffith’s pussy anymore.

  14. cc

    ‘Greatly enlarged meatflaps are the primary escutcheon of the aging Hollywood starlet.’ The American Kennel Club.

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