Kill it before it lays eggs.
I see your droopy meat curtains, Goldie Hawn and raise you disfigured train wreck meat curtains.
Way too anatomically correct.
Are we going to need age requirements for yoga pants now?
And with one look, Lawrence knew he had found the one camel with toes strong enough to take him from Cairo to Aqaba.
two words: meat curtains.
Antonio Banderas finds this attractive? There must be kink involved!!!
Uh didnt think anyone used maxi-pads anymore.
At her age, does she even need them? Unless she’s using the wings to trap the dust and cobwebs.
I think I’ve been using the term double-wide incorrectly.
You fuckers still want the zoom function back?
even her camel could not survive that arid dryness…..
The bottle is not so much for hydration as it is for masturbation.
For the uninitiated, this is more along the lines of a true “cameltoe.” The problem is nobody cares about Melanie Griffith’s pussy anymore.
‘Greatly enlarged meatflaps are the primary escutcheon of the aging Hollywood starlet.’ The American Kennel Club.
I actually have no idea what ‘escutcheon’ is, but it sounded like something the AKC would say.
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