1. Dude, come on… My wife’s nearby… And besides, I’ve seen the whole package…

  2. “So that’s where Jennifer went last night.”

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Hm, cats playing patty-cake . . . I think I have my next blockbuster.”

  4. “Here is a picture of my pet duck. We named him Ben Affleck.”

  5. “OK, pal, I’ll let’ you try taking one more shot, and if it doesn’t come out I’ll draw a picture of us, then autograph it for you.”

  6. cc

    Dude, check out this picture of your wife without make up!

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