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  1. rican

    “Ahl be Bahld.”

  2. IT”S NOT A RUMOR

    Rogaine really works.

  3. some jerk

    “THE HEIHRPLAHGS, TEY DO NAWTHEENK!”

  4. “Combover vith me eef you vant to live!”

  5. “Yakkity yack, it won’t grow back!”

  6. Arnold: “You said you’d go last!”
    His hair: “I lied.”

  7. I’ll be bawk. Unfawchunutly my ha-uh won’t.

  8. Pilin

    “I’ll be bald”.

  9. Max

    All those hair jokes and not one hearing aid joke (or maybe it’s ear plugs)? Has no one noticed it?

  10. cc

    Itz not a tumah, itz make pattern baldness!

  11. Well, you can cross off ‘germinator’ as one of his powers.

  12. Cyberdine Systems model 102. Designed specifically to scream at children on the lawn and complain about taxes.

  13. icu

    Your hair, it’s been terminated!

  14. The early versions were easy to spot due to their male-pattern baldness and sagging under chin.

  15. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    His toupee was on da choppa. He didn’t get to it.

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