superficial

  1. If his head were on Jonah Hill’s body, my head would explode.

  2. That poor guy is so disproportionate.

  3. Joe Blow

    The fuck?

  4. joe

    He always looks like he’s in desperate need of a good shit.

  5. He’s standing like he’s putting his dick into a gloryhole

  6. ThisWillHurt

    “Yes, yes. ‘Van,’ ‘river,’ you’re all very funny. You got my picture, right?”

  7. donkeylicks

    Jon Gosselin’s hair plugs actually look kind of decent. I’m thinking about doing it myself.

  8. Please someone get this kid a proper tailor and a posture coach, they have to stop letting him leave the house looking like that. Maybe he should wear glasses, or sunglasses too.

  9. catapostrophe

    I see head, people.

  10. JimBB

    Haven’t seen a Hollywood star that good looking since Paul Williams.

  11. He got that suit at Boy’s Wearhouse. I guarantee it.

  12. I see awkward people…badly dressed.

  13. there’s gotta be something else he can do with his hands for these pics

  14. He’s the most awkward looking person I’ve ever seen. Every part of his body looks like it’s doing something different than the others.

    But Celebrity Net Worth.com says he’s worth $12 million, so I guess I can probably go fuck myself.

  15. At least he keeps you guessing as to what direction he’s heading.

  16. cc

    Does he take scalding hot baths with his suits on?

  17. So… where are the strings?

  18. Guy64536

    Bobblehead night at the movies?

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