1. “Thank you for comin’ y’all. I learned this from my good friend Kim”

  2. Mohawk Disco

    He has the unsettling nervousness of a man who knows where that mic will be in five minutes.

  3. JW

    Is it just me or did he go so method that he actually got HIV for that part in Dallas Buyer’s Club?

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “I can’t believe they won’t let me take my shirt off. Keep it together, Mat, keep it together. Just clench the mic and count to ten . . .”

  5. Megan

    He looks like he needs medicine.

  6. I’d look like that as well if my cock was being gripped like that.

  7. Get it?

    -insert “robot penis” joke here-

  8. Turkey

    What happened to his neck….I think I’m going to vomit!

  9. His neck looks like a giant vag – eek

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